May 2012
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Leaving London tomorrow morning and heading to Scotland. weeeeee~
If you don’t like beards you’re wrong.
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
After a billion hours of traveling I’ve finally arrived in England. lksdfj can’t believe I’m here
i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream
“When we first started dating, I was completely mind fucked by your mother. I couldn’t stop thinking about her. I wanted her constantly and couldn’t get her off my brain. That’s what you both should be feeling, anything less is obsolete.”
—My dad, providing words of wisdom while driving me to the airport. (via playfullyseductive)
haha, I literally just started watching Girls tonight. It's quite entertaining.
AHH it’s seriously the best. I’m so obsessed. Let me know what you think when you’re all caught up!
“Two newborn babies are lying side by side in the hospital and they glance at each other. Ninety years later, through a remarkable coincidence, the two are back in the same hospital lying side by side in the same hospital room. They look at each other and one of them says, “So what’d you think?”
—Aaron Sorkin, Syracuse Commencement Speech
ill bet that in hell you have to take whatever you plan on wearing out of the dryer early so that its still a little bit wet and then put it on
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
